A few of my favorite funny lines from the hilarious self-help book.
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Dawn <3
- A man would rather be trampled by elephants that are on fire than tell you that he's just not that into you. That's why we've written this book.
- If we want you, we will find you. If you don't think you gave him enough time to notice you, take the time it took you to notice him and divide it by half.
- On the Human Interaction Stock Exchange, our words have lost almost all their value.
- The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction.
- What kind of weird science experiment are you doing with your emotions? Don't get me wrong, Madame Curie-I know it's nice to have companionship and wake up with somebody that you really like, but that's what pets are for.
- People are complicated. They are a mixed bag of lovable and dysfunctional qualities. That's why they are so darn confusing.
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